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( <i>theme music playing</i> )

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Hey...

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( <i>laughter</i> )

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Drinks for everybody.

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Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

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In our little group.

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Tony won tonight?

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Does this look like

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the face of a loser?

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Well, in that case,
the first pitcher's on me.

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Hey, thanks, Tom.
Oh, that's great.

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Oh, boy, did that guy
go down hard.

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That sucker hit the canvas
like a sack of cement.

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Hey, you know, I'll tell you,
I was worried for a minute.

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You never want to see
anybody get hurt, you know.

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Ah...
Hey, you really gave it
to him good, huh, Tony?

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It was a weird
thing, Tommy.

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The guy was climbing
into the ring,

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he trips, falls down
and knocks himself cold.

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Tony won by default.

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You mean,
that's what you're celebrating?

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I had to make it
through the same ropes.

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That'll be three bucks.

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BOBBY:
Hey, look.

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There's Reverend Jim.

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Oh, yeah.

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The guy who performed
Latka's wedding ceremony.

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Hey, Reverend Jim!

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Hey, how you doing,
buddy?

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Fine, fine.

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Uh, how you doing?

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Oh, great, great.

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You, uh, remember us?

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Uh, nope.

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Jeez, it was nice
chatting with you.

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Latka!
Where have you been?

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I thought you were
coming to my fight.

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( <i>speaking native language</i> )

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Latka, Latka, Latka,
calm down.

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Go slowly.

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All right.

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I was going to
go to your fight

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but I take the
wrong subway

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and I end up in a
place called, uh...

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how do you say,
uh, Har... Harlem.

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Harlem?

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So I went walking
around, uh, lost,

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and I go into the bar,
and I tell everyone

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I am looking for a fight.

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Right.

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Uh... did you find one?

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Well, lots of people
offered to help.

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So... uh, I sit down
and drink with them

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and you know,
they make mistake.

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They think I am
their brother.

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( <i>snickers</i> )

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So... so they teach
me word... new words

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and lots of songs, and
we all have a good time.

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Mm-hmm.

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So how was your fight?

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I won!

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Oh, you are a bad dude.

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Sit down, Latka.

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When are they going to clean
those bathrooms?

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You were in the kitchen.

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Thank goodness.

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Wait a minute--
you marry me.

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Uh, believe me,
it would never work out.

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No, no, no, no.

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You performed
the wedding ceremony.

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Yeah, yeah.
Don't you remember?

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Eight months ago,
Latka had to get married

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to stay in the country.

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You performed the ceremony
at the Sunshine Garage.

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( <i>speaking</i>
 <i>native language</i> )

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Oh, yeah.

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I thought I dreamed that.

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Maybe I'm dreaming this.

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Hey, Tommy, how about
another glass, okay?

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TOMMY:
You're up.

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So how's the
Church of the Peaceful doing?

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Not so good.

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After the draft ended,
I lost my flock.

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Well, have you performed
any other wedding ceremonies?

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Let's see, I, uh...

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married two people
stark naked in the woods.

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You mean the whole
wedding party was nude?

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No, just me.

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They, uh...

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...changed their minds
at the last minute

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and forgot to tell me.

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Thanks for the beer.

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Yeah.

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Well,
we'll see you around.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, the poor guy.

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You know, in-in my country
we have an expression:

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( <i>speaking native language</i> )

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What does it mean?

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Uh... "Poor guy."

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You know, call me crazy,

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but I happen to
like the guy.

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and I'm going to go
see how he's doing.

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You're crazy.
You're crazy,
crazy.

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( <i>all chuckling</i> )

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Hey, uh, Jim.

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Yo!

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Listen, my friends and I,
we were wondering

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if you'd like to come over
and join us.

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Well, what did
you decide?

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Well, we-we, uh...

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we thought
that-that you might like to?

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Okeydoke.

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Of course,
I can only stay for five or six.

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ELAINE:
So how you doing, Jim?

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Fine, fine.

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Uh, who are you
folks again?

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You marry me.

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In the garage.

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Oh, yeah.

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( <i>imitating Latka's language</i> )

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Jim, uh,
would you mind

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if I asked you a
personal question?

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Well, I can take it,
if you can.

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No, no, no, not
that personal.

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Um, did you ever think

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about doing something
with your life?

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You know, like
getting a job?

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As a matter of fact,
I have.

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I've often thought
I'd make a good pharmacist.

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A pharmacist?
Mm-hmm.

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Oh, well, if you're
serious then

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you have to go to school,
take a lot of chemistry...

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Oh, I've taken
a lot of chemistry.

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You know, this has been
a very long day for me

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so I must
boogie on home now.

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Boogie down,
Latka.
Boogie down.

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Okay. Good-bye.
Thanks for
dropping by.

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See you.

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* Get on up 

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* Get on the scene 

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* I feel like a sex machine. 

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Last call.
I got to close it up.

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Hey, Tom,
another round.

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Hey, uh...

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will you guys let me buy?

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Yeah!
Sure!

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Why not?

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Any of this currency?

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Next time.

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Yeah, I know.
I'll get it.

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Jim, I guess what
we're trying to say

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is that we'd
like to help you.

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ALEX:
Hey, Elaine, would
you leave him alone?

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He's not asking anything
from anybody.

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Besides, it's not like our lives
are in such great shape.

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Yeah, but I just can't believe
he's happy this way.

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You know,
getting high all the time.

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Hey... no. Everything I take
is by doctor's prescription--

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everything.

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Though finding the right doctor
can be difficult.

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Jim, please
don't be offended

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by what I'm about to say,
but don't you ever feel

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like you're wasting
your life?

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Me? No, no.

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I have function in life.

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I-I stand for something.

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Not everybody stands
for something, but I do.

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I am the living embodiment
of the '60s.

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Everything that came along,
I went with.

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Even if I didn't know
what it was, I went with it.

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I did some drugs...

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not nearly so many
as you probably think I did.

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How many drugs
do you think I did?

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Mmm... a lot.

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Wow! Right on the nose!

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But I did a lot
of all the other stuff, too.

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I spent a year of my life
making a macram� couch.

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I went to all the big events.

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I was at Woodstock.

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Oh, yeah?
You went to Woodstock?

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Yeah.

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Half a million people.

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Hey, you know,
if I hadn't been there

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there would only have been...
499,999 people.

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Lucky thing for them I went.

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All of them groovin' on
Hendrix, Sly, Joni, and The Who.

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All of us gathered together
in peace and joy.

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I'd like to see them try that
with disco.

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I did it all.

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I wore flowers in my hair...

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meditated for hours on end...

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chanted...

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I was finding God
all over the place.

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He kept ditching me.

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I marched and protested
against that crummy war.

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Is that so?

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Pardon me?

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Hey, hey, hey, Tony.

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No, I got something
to say, Alex.

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You know, the only reason
why guys like you

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got to stay home, protest,
and get loaded

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because guys like me
were over in 'Nam

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doing your fighting for you.

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What do you say to that?

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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But you got to understand
my position.

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I thought I was on my way
to Nirvana.

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All I ended up with

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was recurring flashbacks
of the original Mouseketeers...

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hatching out of seedpods.

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Boy, time flies.

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Yeah.

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I'm sleeping with
the lights on tonight.

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So, Jim, uh,
take it easy, old man,

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and, uh... okay.
Good night, Tony.

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ELAINE:
Hey, guys.

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Let's get him a job.

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BOBBY:
Let's do that.

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TONY:
Doing what?

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What, are you kidding?

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What kind of training
could he possibly have?

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None.

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What kind of skills
could he possibly have?

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None.

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What kind of job can
we possibly get him?

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Cabdriver.
Cabdriver.
Cabdriver.

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ELAINE:
 <i>Hey, guys.</i>

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Hey. How...? Yeah?

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Now I'm telling you, Jim,

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you drive in the test
like you just drove now

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and you'll do fine.

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So, Jim...
you coming along?

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Well, I'm a little
confused about something.

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Am I coming or going?

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Come on,
I'll introduce you

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to your future boss,
all right?

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Might as well
get this over with, huh?

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Hey, Jim,
if you can handle this,

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the rest of reality
is a piece of cake, believe me.

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LOUIE ( <i>loudly over P.A.</i> ):
Okay, listen up here!

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Simpkin, 401.

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Petrelli, 622.

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Latka, I'm still waiting
on that cab.

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I could have built
a new one by now.

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I'm getting done, bro.

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Excuse me, Louie.

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You remember Reverend Jim.

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Howdy.

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Get him out.

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I mean it, Nardo.

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Get him out of here.

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He's a flake.

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All right, come on now, listen.

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Losers...
bookings are down this week.

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I know guys pulling rickshas
that could do better.

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We got to get Louie
to agree to this.

259
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,634
Well, maybe we can get him
on a shift that Louie...

260
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,133
he won't have
to deal with Louie.

261
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,667
ALEX:
Maybe he could start
in another company

262
00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,033
and, uh, you know,
once he breaks in...

263
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,067
Hey, what was that?

264
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,934
Uh... what was what?

265
00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:30,534
You just put something
in Louie's coffee.

266
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:31,734
What was that?

267
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:34,567
It was either
a tranquilizer
or a Chiclet.

268
00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,934
Jim! Jim, that's stupid!

269
00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,133
LOUIE:
Hey, Wheeler!

270
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:43,167
Get your mitts off my cup.

271
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,334
Yeah, but Louie...

272
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,567
Get out of here.

273
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,100
Get your own coffee.

274
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,234
( <i>phone ringing</i> )

275
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,501
LOUIE:
Yeah?

276
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:53,501
Judy?

277
00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,868
Do I sound like Judy to you?

278
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,834
You got the wrong number,
bone-brain.

279
00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,701
Where was I?

280
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:04,133
You were giving them hell,
Louie.

281
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,667
Oh, yeah.

282
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:10,567
Krubnik, 301!

283
00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:13,267
Try something new tonight,
like making money.

284
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:16,467
Hendy, 338!

285
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:19,634
One more ticket,
and you're history.

286
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:35,534
I guess we can
rule out Chiclets.

287
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:40,901
Banta?

288
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,534
Yeah, Louie?

289
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:43,667
Yeah, Lou?

290
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:44,968
Uh...

291
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,801
Let's see.

292
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:52,067
901 looks nice.

293
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,100
How you doing, Banta?

294
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,100
Good, Lou.

295
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,334
Thanks.

296
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,133
Good.

297
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,868
Lubna, 831.

298
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,868
Hey, come on, guys.

299
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:12,701
Let's get cracking here.

300
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:15,234
Let's get this show
on the road.

301
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:20,834
Latka...

302
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,868
By golly...

303
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:28,100
let's get this cab out, huh?

304
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,434
Zoom, zoom.

305
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,000
Okay, Louie.

306
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:37,467
Come on, boys and girls,
let's roll them out.

307
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:47,968
* We were sailing along 

308
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,734
* On Moonlight Bay 

309
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:58,334
* We could hear
the voices singing *

310
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:01,267
* They seemed to say 

311
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,434
Everybody sing.

312
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:08,734
* You have stolen my heart 

313
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:15,767
BOTH:
* Now don't go away 

314
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:21,801
* As we sang
love's old sweet song *

315
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:24,434
* On Moonlight Bay 

316
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:30,367
( <i>harmonizing:</i> )
* On Moonlight Bay. 

317
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,200
Well, I think
I'm going to go upstairs

318
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:42,801
and go to sleep now, Ma.

319
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,367
Good night.

320
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,434
( <i>softly</i> ):
* We were sailing along 

321
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:59,767
* On Moonlight Bay 

322
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:06,834
* We could hear
the voices singing *

323
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:12,934
* They seemed to say 

324
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:18,501
* You have stolen my heart 

325
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,601
* Now don't go 'way 

326
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:21,601
Hey, Louie?

327
00:16:21,634 --> 00:16:24,234
Yeah, Bob?

328
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,033
Hey, is it okay

329
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:29,501
if Jim comes and works here
as a cab driver?

330
00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:32,601
Sure.

331
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,534
Everybody works
on Moonlight Bay.

332
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:44,400
* On Moonlight Bay. 

333
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,868
Okay...

334
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,934
here we go.

335
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,634
Hey, uh...

336
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,534
give me a little help
on this one.

337
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,501
You forgot
your last name?

338
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,834
I've been busy.

339
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,300
Well, what was
your father's name?

340
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:30,901
Uh, Ignatowski.

341
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:34,000
Well, maybe that's
your name, too.

342
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:36,534
You know,
I think you're right.

343
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:44,400
Good, good.

344
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,033
"Eyes."

345
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:55,167
No, don't put two.

346
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,567
Oh. They mean color,
don't they?

347
00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,901
Yep.

348
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:01,534
What color
are my eyes?

349
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:09,801
Elaine, you want
to take a stab at this one?

350
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,367
Hmm...

351
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,434
well, you can
rule out white.

352
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,267
Call them brown.

353
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,100
Okeydoke.

354
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,467
...W-N.
...W-N.

355
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:27,167
Uh, let's see.

356
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,167
Uh... "Height."

357
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,200
Oh, about, um...

358
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,667
about five ten?

359
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,167
Oh, good.
Yeah, good.

360
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,200
Not bad. Not bad.

361
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:44,234
Uh...

362
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,234
Ow.

363
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,234
"Weight."

364
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,734
Weight, uh...

365
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,400
now this is
a very relative question.

366
00:18:57,434 --> 00:19:00,634
I mean, if I were in space
I'd be weightless.

367
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,901
You are in space.

368
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,133
Jim, they mean
Earth weight.

369
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,033
Oh.

370
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:15,000
Whew.

371
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:19,334
This is the most reading
I've done in years.

372
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,501
My brown eyes hurt.

373
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:24,467
Here, here, let me
help you out, okay?

374
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:25,834
All right.
Phew!

375
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,667
Um... "Have you
ever experienced

376
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,534
"loss of consciousness,
hallucinations,

377
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,234
"dizzy spells,
convulsive disorders,

378
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:33,868
fainting, or periods
of loss of memory?"

379
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,968
Well, hasn't everyone?

380
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,467
Put "No."

381
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:42,501
Um... "Mental illness
or narcotic addiction?"

382
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:45,567
That's a tough choice.

383
00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:51,234
Just put "No."

384
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,300
Okay, that's it.

385
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,234
You're ready
for the test.

386
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:59,334
I thought this <i>was</i> the test.

387
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,767
No, no, no,
this is the application.

388
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,334
Oh, man!

389
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,267
The day is getting
rougher and rougher.

390
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:15,000
I'm expecting
the Mouseketeers
any second now.

391
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,334
I'd be just like them.

392
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:21,434
I think that Cubby's
got it in for me.

393
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:24,400
Jim, really,
it's going to be okay.

394
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:27,033
We'll just take your application
up to the counter

395
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:29,567
and then they'll give you
the test, okay?

396
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:30,601
Okay.

397
00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:32,701
Do they serve beer
over there?

398
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:33,801
No.

399
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,467
You're going
to need this.

400
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,400
Yeah.

401
00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:40,267
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.

402
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,601
This is a joke.

403
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:43,267
What are you
worried about?

404
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,934
What am I worried about?

405
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,400
Two things--

406
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:49,567
That they won't issue him
a license to drive in this city

407
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:51,534
and that they will.

408
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,033
ELAINE:
Go get them.

409
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,367
He's going to do it.

410
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,467
I know he's going to do it.

411
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,467
( <i>grunts</i> )

412
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:05,200
Psst...

413
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,801
What does a yellow light mean?

414
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,601
Slow down.

415
00:21:13,634 --> 00:21:15,667
Okay.

416
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:19,200
What... does...

417
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,868
a... yellow...

418
00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:25,434
light... mean?

419
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:27,434
Slow down.

420
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,934
Okay.

421
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:32,734
What...

422
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,801
does...

423
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,334
a...

424
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:42,100
...yellow...

425
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,601
light...

426
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,534
mean?

427
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,601
Slow down!

428
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,400
What...

429
00:21:55,334 --> 00:22:00,501
...does...

430
00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:05,067
a...

431
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,567
yellow...

432
00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,067
light...

433
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,434
mean?!

434
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:21,567
I got to admit,
I never thought you'd pass.

435
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:23,634
The examiner said
I did real well.

436
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,567
I didn't hit hardly anything.

437
00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:26,734
Hey, Jeff?

438
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:27,901
Yeah?

439
00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:29,834
Give this man a key.
Okay.

440
00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,734
And an envelope.

441
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:37,767
Jim, I'd like to present you
with the keys to Cab 605

442
00:22:37,801 --> 00:22:39,868
and your first envelope.

443
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,434
I never been good at speeches,

444
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:48,601
but this is one
of the great moments of my life.

445
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:52,033
I've never felt closer
to a group of people,

446
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:56,067
not even in the portable johns
at Woodstock.

447
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,601
Thanks, everybody.

448
00:22:57,634 --> 00:23:02,367
Well, uh, I'm off.

449
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,367
Oh, I'd like
to request the honor

450
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,501
of being
your first passenger.

451
00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:08,701
Well, hop in.

452
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:10,067
Okay.

453
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:16,067
Well, thank you.

454
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,200
Where are you headed?

455
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,234
Uptown... cabby.

456
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,400
( <i>engine starting</i> )

457
00:23:37,901 --> 00:23:39,200
( <i>tires screeching</i> )

458
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,267
That'll be 90 cents.

459
00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:03,934
( <i>theme music playing</i> )

460
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,100
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.

461
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,467
( <i>grunts</i> )